


Here I am with Hannah at another parlour evening in Lewes. Do feel free to start any kind of evening with your friends in order to meet like-minded people who want to wear similar outfits. Sometimes one does have to clear the moth balls from the same old petticoat worn one too many times! Hannah’s dress was bought by a friend from the Brighton car boot market – she seems to have an endless supply.
Do Dance
October 28, 2007

Hawaiian Burlesque
July 3, 2007

Never be put off by heavy rain, just add Wellington boots and see through umberella.
Ebay do a good selection of clear dome umberellas so you can see out and be seen – buy a colour trim to go with your shoes.
Balls
May 27, 2007
Balls are great events, they allow one to dress up and wear lovely frocks. A great addition to this man’s wardrobe is an old fashioned policeman’s outfit, I can’t help but notice him out and about on the scene.
Lady Katy (pictured) gave me a great piece of advice when choosing outfits of any kind – always look for good quality fabrics for that is what will really take you to a different time zone and back and help you stand out from the modern crowd.
eg. Polyester = wrong…. Embroidered satin = spot on!
Bright Colours come back!
March 4, 2007

Apparently bright colours are making a comeback!
I didn’t realize they had gone out! Luckily I bought a cyclamen pink shirt in the January sales with diamante buttons….phew!
I’m feeling chilly today and can’t wait for our holiday to Sardinia in April.
March is my birthday month but it tends to drag on and I can’t get excited until I feel some warmth in my bones.
I look forward to our real fire in the evening and my electric blanket! At the moment I’m reading “The Tenderness of Wolves” by Stef Penney which I’m enjoying.
Burlesque Ladies and Beatle Boys
December 10, 2006

“mini-baby-Sgt. Peppers” - George Harrison
that were stars at the Bootleg Beatles concert….
And give it up for the Ladies of Burlesque who like to paint the town when there’s a full moon. Notice I have adorned my hat with a little burlesque dolly that I made out of clay, who jiggled about all night, at one point she was blown across the road, luckily she was unscathed and only a little flustered. I, however, needed a stiff absinthe!

Golden Party People last Saturday
November 28, 2006

At the beginning of the evening I witnessed boy and cats in front of fire.Later I joined the bright and shiny golden party people. The make up artiste added glamour while we ate and drank then got taxis and danced to (rather quiet) music.Take note of sequinned butterfly tops, long gold gloves, capes, wrestling belt, Flash Gordon, extra hair, gold eye-lashes, knickers, beads and lace.
At the end of evening my cosy home beckoned and the balls of my feet burned.
Halloween
November 1, 2006

Halloween is a time for all mothers and fathers to join their children in some spooky dressing-up. Here are some memories of my Halloween last night. Invite all strange spooky creatures and children into your house and challenge them to dip their faces into flour/water or spaghetti and find the sweet delights with their teeth – if they are too young mum or dad could do it for them!
Punting in Cambridge
October 9, 2006

Yesterday we visited Cambridge and went punting on the river Cam. There were a few professor types fluttering around in billowing robes and lots of students on bikes. Loads of chapels and all round brainy people.
Of course it prompted my brain to clunk into action as we crashed into the willow trees and fellow punters: Will I be wearing a jumper dress this autumn? Discuss.
Biba's Back
September 25, 2006

I remember visiting the Biba shops in the 70s in Kensington High Street with my mum. It was so exciting. I’d spin around in all the dark feather boas, satin and sequin and ostrich and peacock feathers. Put my fingers in the mauve and black glitzy make up and watch my mum try on lots of minute outfits. Then we’d go back down to the South Coast where she was much too glamorous to fit in with all the small town ladies. I was embarrassed of her. If only I’d known then what I know now.
Two Frisky Kittens
September 8, 2006
Two frisky kittens are a lovely addition to any household. Especially if they are half Bengal and playful – mini tigers.
Already Autumn is in the air. Today I am wearing my sheepskin slippers and wondering which jacket I shall sport this evening to my mother’s private view.
One thing I know for sure is that when we come home Honey Leopard and Ronnie Diablo will be fighting ferociously on our bed…. night drawers on!
Satie Fire Hat in Honfleur
August 12, 2006

Here I am in this season's Fire Hat at the Satie museum in Honfleur, France. I am sitting atop a musical merry-go-round that moves as you cycle. Do not repeat my fashion faux pas and wear suitable bottoms.
Unfortunately my global warming theory didn't pan out. Normandy is lovely and full of stripey houses, apple trees and cows, nice holiday.
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Casual wedding attire
August 12, 2006

Revisit your wedding day (or if you think weddings are a waste of money, like me, buy a second hand dress from anywhere) and wear full bridal attire in a casual way at a festival or camping party – it is a must this year and maybe next!
If you just want a nice big dress why not buy a wedding dress and dye it green – I'm sure it would look splendid!
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Wetsuit style
August 12, 2006
Why not go back in time and purchase a Simon-le-bon-wet-suit in order to really enjoy your sit-on-top kayak?
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Should I take my stilletos camping?...
July 24, 2006
The answer is NO.
Because of Global Warming one can now travel to countries that once seemed too cool for summer vacances. Eg. We're going to Normandy in France next week - let's see if my theory pans out. This is a last minute dash to get away. One must bring practical, loose clothing and never forget a folding table to keep you from bending continually. Swingball can provide hours of entertainment and so can a pack of cards. I must go and write these on my list.
If you do find yourself in stocks this summer make sure you're wearing a nice, bright, flowery t-shirt to cheer yourself up!
Las Vegas Mermaids
July 9, 2006
Here I am at Fay and Keith's birthday barbeque yesterday. Claire, Fay and I all sporting dresses and hats – essential BBQ attire in a beautiful country setting outside Lewes, East Sussex. Although Fay is often seen wearing a large gingerbread man outfit or maybe a long dress and fake beard singing to a room full of unsuspecting audience. She is a Las Vegas Mermaid see them at www.myspace.com/lasvegasmermaids - if you like to chortle so hard that your stomach muscles ache and you like your mascara to run down your face in a mask of pure mirthful delight and merriment see them live whenever you can.
Father Fly
June 23, 2006

Started to make drawings at last after a long spell of feeling creatively barren. Quite a chilly week, too windy for beach action.
Looking up holidays alot thinking of snorkelling in the Red Sea, but not booking due to lack of funds...but maybe, just maybe....one day. Strangely for me I will be adding needle to thread to mend an intricate patchwork quilt. My indie outfit of the week has to be this father photoed at Lost Vagueness, Lewes.
World Cup and Beach
June 11, 2006

We've been to the beach alot in between world cup matches this weekend. The wind has varied between gale force and mild mistrals which of course is always the biggest factor on the beach. But it's been consistently blue and warm.
I've noticed lots of poppies of late - it amazes me how strong it's tissue thin petals can be, so beautiful. Shoreham beach is one of the few places you can find the Yellow Horned Poppy, also Sea Holly and Sea Kale. Here I am with Hannah outside the beach hut. We are sporting various items of clothing from Hennes and hat from ebay. I also notice we're wearing the same shorts! How embarrassing that would be if she were the queen!
Victorian Wild Man
May 26, 2006

Here I am last night with a wild man from the Victorian era. As you can see I am wearing a lovely satin frilly blouse and a nice button bag. The Wild Man wears a loin cloth, a furry face and a tusk through his nose - He wins my indie dresser of the week award.
Promenade production
May 13, 2006
21/04/2006 - Hot, hot, hot!
April 23, 2006
14.4.06 Fabric, fabric, fabric.
April 14, 2006
Recently I sorted out my drawers, trunk and wardrobe and wonder why, after all these years I still make fabric mistakes.
Something I bought fairly recently (in a sale) makes my teeth go on edge and my hair go static just by looking at it!
Fabric, fabric, fabric must be my catchphrase... do not buy even if cheap.
Looking forward to flitting amongst trees and pond dipping with the kids eating chocolate eggs this Easter weekend.
Just hope the weather gets at least 5 degrees hotter
Putting up some new sites with georgeous long patchwork skirts - very tempted to order one!
Now I must go and work out my new etchings which I shall add to my Art site soon http://www.mirandasbeach.com/
La Clique c'est chique
April 7, 2006
Lust, Murder, Greed.....Temperance!
March 31, 2006
Fake Bush and Pansies
March 23, 2006
Still Hibernating
March 10, 2006
today....which reminds me I must top up my burlesque wardrobe for the
Spiegeltent www.spiegeltent.net events. That's in the warm half of
spring, in the meantime I've just ordered some (on sale) sheepskin
slippers from www.thenaturalshoestore.com because my old ones have warn
out - they are so comfortable and warm and I wear them everyday even in
the summer when my feet are still chilly from sitting bear foot on the
beach as the sun goes down. But I do enjoy cozy nights in with the fire
blazing at this time of year - still in hibernation...stir crazy!